im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize