chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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