I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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