id be glad to
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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