The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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