Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
