have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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