didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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