Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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