so explain again why im purple
no
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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