ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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