So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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