so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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