They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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