you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
we should paint friendship bongs
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