He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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