Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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