Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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