im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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