He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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