google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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