I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
