I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
