I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize