Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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