Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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