Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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