Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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