Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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