This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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