id be glad to
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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