I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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