Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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