Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize