You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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