We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am puke
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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