: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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