No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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