Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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