too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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