it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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