i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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