So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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