She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So. Much. Porn.
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