So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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