he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I know her cup size but not her name....
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