Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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