let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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