So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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