I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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