Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
