He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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