Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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