Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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