Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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