why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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